whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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