i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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