You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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