I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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