so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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