awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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