U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
