I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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