I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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