is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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