Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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