ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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