I think I won the penis lottery.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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