Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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