her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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