one might say we're banned from that church
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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