I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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