he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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