i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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