i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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Oh Jesus.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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