i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
how does that bad decision feel?
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