i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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