some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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