Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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