You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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