seriously i just wanna be friends
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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