you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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