Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
