I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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