is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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