I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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