i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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