OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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