I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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