Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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