How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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