My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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