You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My vagina is very pro this idea
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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