People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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