I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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