accomplished twins. life is a go
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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