She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
