At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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