Barsexuality is the new black.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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