You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
