The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Did I show you my penis last night?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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