question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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