Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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