He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Randomize
