It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
